Sweet dreams kiddies!
Mickey Mouse as Freddy Krueger
I just want to be perfect. Boop-boop-de-doop-oop!
Betty Boop as the Black Swan
Ah. Well, I attended Highland High, I’m a graduate of Lawndale, I watch TV quite extensively, I lived through the 90s and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen ‘Sick Sad World’ about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead girl… now what do you think? You think I’m qualified?
Daria as Betelgeuse
First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill him. Second, don’t give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.
Lisa and Bart Simpson as Gizmo and Stripe
A Real Canine Being
Here’s the kid imagining he’s behind the wheel, where there’s nothing he can’t do.
Snoopy as the Driver
Indiana Jones and Batman took it to Iron Man and Captain Jack Sparrow in the finals of the beach volleyball tournament.
Bella Swan, Lisbeth Salander and Gollum soaked up some beautiful California sun and gnarly waves.
Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers had a delicious barbecue.
Ron Burgundy and Harry Potter compared their buff summer bods with Jacob Black.
Hawkeye, Katniss Everdeen and Princess Merida used their expert skills as marksmen to have the ultimate Super Soaker fight.
After his amazing display of cunning, Nick Fury agrees to help Batman permanently crossover from DC and lead the Avengers.
Batman can use a smoke bomb to distract her, and then give her a good Guy Gardner-style sucker punch to seal the deal.
I have three words for this: BAT HULK-REPELLENT.
Batman sends in models with bottles of Jack Daniels. Iron Man out.