‘Cause this is fruit pie, fruit pie night —
And no one’s gonna save theirs from the kids that take a bite!
Bobby Hill as ‘Thriller’-era MJ
Ah. Well, I attended Highland High, I’m a graduate of Lawndale, I watch TV quite extensively, I lived through the 90s and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen ‘Sick Sad World’ about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead girl… now what do you think? You think I’m qualified?
Daria as Betelgeuse
First of all, keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill him. Second, don’t give him any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.
Lisa and Bart Simpson as Gizmo and Stripe